Oddity

If you want something, then pretend that you don't, and you'll get it.

Mr. Sandman

If your elbow's on the table with your chin pressing into your palm, then Mr. Sandman is not far.

~TherMumz

A Hole in Your Pocket

If you have a hole in your pocket, then you won't lose money, like most people think, because what money can fit through a hole? But you'll certainly lose your chapstick.

The Super Bowl

If you carry too much of an obnoxious swagger, then you're destined to stumble and fall.

Pedicure

If the shoe fits, then you've cut your toenails.

~TherMumz is one of the best writers who has never been published.

The State of the Union

If you build it, then you have wasted tons of money that you could have saved had you bought it from China.