If A, Then B

Fashion or Rerun

2008-04-20T09:37:00.002-07:00

If you think this is the first generation to wear ~~hip huggers~~ low riders then you don't know your grandmother.

~Paige von Liber: a liver of life, no not the organ, has a blog—shocker I know, Paradise Valley 2 … Hell's Mountain http://paigeofabook.blogspot.com/

Bad Debut

2008-04-04T18:24:00.003-07:00

If the camera adds ten pounds, then I looked like I was being filmed with ten cameras.

~John likes this site!

Oddity

2008-02-23T10:36:00.000-07:00

If you want something, then pretend that you don't, and you'll get it.

Mr. Sandman

2008-02-12T18:35:00.000-07:00

If your elbow's on the table with your chin pressing into your palm, then Mr. Sandman is not far.

~TherMumz

A Hole in Your Pocket

2008-02-06T20:39:00.000-07:00

If you have a hole in your pocket, then you won't lose money, like most people think, because what money can fit through a hole? But you'll certainly lose your chapstick.

The Super Bowl

2008-02-03T21:11:00.001-07:00

If you carry too much of an obnoxious swagger, then you're destined to stumble and fall.

Pedicure

2008-02-02T12:39:00.001-07:00

If the shoe fits, then you've cut your toenails.

~TherMumz is one of the best writers who has never been published.

The State of the Union

2008-02-02T12:26:00.001-07:00

If you build it, then you have wasted tons of money that you could have saved had you bought it from China.

Humility

2008-01-28T18:24:00.000-07:00

If everyone was a millionaire, then no one would be rich.

UFOs

2008-01-21T11:10:00.001-07:00

If you see a UFO, then you probably spend your Saturday nights at Wal-Mart.

Move

2008-01-16T20:26:00.000-07:00

If you think it's cold, then cash your reality check for a flight to Syracuse.

Perception

2008-01-16T00:02:00.000-07:00

If you only keep your eyes on the target, then you won't be aware that others are keeping their eyes on you.

Current Events

2008-01-14T19:52:00.000-07:00

If you can cry, then you are on the way to becoming President.

Geografolly

2008-01-11T21:31:00.000-07:00

If the South Americans got a vote, then most planned obsolescent products wouldn't be "America's Favorite."

Ethereal

2008-01-10T19:50:00.000-07:00

If you believe in an illusion, then it can hurt you.

Devolution?

2008-01-09T23:46:00.000-07:00

If your arms fall off, then you'll have to swim like a tadpole.

The Sad Truth

2008-01-08T21:49:00.000-07:00

If you take steroids, then you can make millions writing a book about it.

Titles

2008-01-06T22:07:00.000-07:00

If your local newspaper has a cool name, then you're probably not from Earth.

Location, Location, Location

2008-01-03T22:58:00.000-07:00

If you find yourself in Delaware, then don't order Mexican food.

Hand-Me-Down

2008-01-02T22:29:00.000-07:00

If the glove doesn't fit, then you should give it to your little brother.

Truth

2008-01-01T23:58:00.000-07:00

If I stop thinking about her, then I'll be able to sleep at night.